My graph on Google Analytics is like a stock market of an underdeveloped country, come to think of why they should have one. Keeping my sick sense of humor in a bin I am writing on something that I have hated or at least use to make big eyes. I created this new blog not to be a crying pan of my personal life but today i am going to fry something on the pan. Okay don’t worry I am not talking about my pain my sorrow my dog or my ex or my sex life. It’s all about those funny forwards that tell you to take a test and send it to some 10 or 20 people.You don’t do that and you would either die or go deaf or loose tooth or get a bad stomach or will be a vampire and god knows what else.
When ever I use to see these stupid junks in my mailbox, I normally deleted them and since my contact list is a competitor to Bebo's size zero so I don’t have that many. One funny thing I use to do is that before deleting it I use to read what the curse is. That was till a day before yesterday. One of my very dear friend forwards me a psychological test. Open the mail and before coming to you it was forwarded to all tom, harry and champ in India. You really need lot of patience to scroll it and going by my nature I press page down key to see, who is the great creator or at least the originator of this great forward. Don't get surprised it comes from the IP address of a Support Engineer (truly the economy is still recovering, no work:-)). Well I can write a new post all over about a Software Engineer in an Indian Software Industry or MNC like our parents boast in their known circles. Anyway cutting the crap after lot of thoughts I clicked the test as in the weekend you can’t do much of job hunting other than loads of movie and biryani from my amma’s kitchen: P. The test boasts of a celebrity Mr. Dalai Lama (I don’t consider him a religious guru, come to think its synonyms to a Political guru) as the creator, what’s the proof? But I appreciate the marketing strategy. So you move ahead on the test and you need to have a pen and paper to write down your answers and no cheating please. It’s like a prone site asking your age status. If you are 18 then please enter and if not then please leave and more above there are naked women and men(depending on people’s taste) on the top like angels advising you to do the right thing. Now the fun part of the test(am not talking about anything else :P) before you play; the test asks you to make a wish and tells you remember your lucky number. I knew it’s the bloody same curse trick but my wish was so evident or may be I wanted to take a chance. Once the answers were done and before the climax, villain curse appears like a wild card. It says so you remember your lucky number and your wish baby. The game begins now; you have to mail the test to your friends or enemies but how many well exactly to your lucky number (for me my lucky number became a pain to my eyes and fingers). The prize, if you do then your wish will be fulfilled on the day you play the test. I was like no way as my lucky number was a 2 digit number but my heart was crying for my wish. So I had to break my long tradition and my fingers, handicapped eyes had to fight to find people in my Gmail contact list. Interestingly some of who are reading this post or would be reading they might have got it and please don’t curse me as I did add a small note to that forward.

Well I have one hour and 52 minutes for my wish to get fulfilled, joking. Anyway how do you react to these kinds of bizarre forwards? Will love to hear from you girls and guys you can tell also :-)

Keep Rocking,
PN.